1) Nit Wit
2) Fleegel Flaggel Wally Romp Nincompoops (?)
3) For Cripes' Sake
4) Boys, look at the beautiful view
5) Doh! (said in the voice of Homer Simpson)
6) Follow me, it's ridiculous that we should have to wait in this line
7) Watch it, Sister!
8) I'm a good driver
9) -snore-
10) Oh, my back
11) What the scrud . . . .?
12) I though this was a movie about a boy and his dog.
13) It was only rated "R" for violence
You asked for it dad, it's all because I love you.
12 comments:
Watch it Sister!!! has to be one of my all time favorites.
I'll add:
14. ICE CRRREEEAAM?
15. The guy at the movie store promised that this was ok.
16. Why the scrud won't this (insert any electrical device here) work?
17. (I know you had the doh! quote, but also notable is the:) Oh!! Oh!! Oh!! Oh!! Oh!! Oh!! OOOooooHHhh!!!
I knew I was missing a bunch but figured as a collective group we could get a pretty comprehensive list.
You got 'em all Joel. Too funny!
18. You little snot
19. I don't fart (as he looks over his sholder at Susan)
* "I thought I heard a buck snort!"
* "I been shick!"
What's the matter? Can't ya take it?!! (What a bunch of cry babies!)FMM
20)po widdle baby
21)BLLYYYYYYYTHE!
22)For cryin out loud!
23)I did noooot!
24)Susan?, help me, these guys are pickin on me
25)I hate moguls! (lol)
26)you little twirp
27)when I go across the desert...
28)Here comes Freddy Mike!
What the scrud is one of my personal favorites. That and "doh".
29) Why you little!
30) You're going to get it
31) HEEELLLLP!
31) That's not funny (enter name). You really hurt me.
32) How much is a bushel Dad? Answer: A couple pecks.
I can't believe I didn't remember some of those! I just about split my shorts laughing.
Does anyone else think of Dad every time you read a "Beatle Baily" cartoon? I don't know exactly why, but I do every time.
These are great lines and he's still using them.
A few more that Eric, Hannah, and I came up with:
33) "This looks like a Dagwood Sandwich"
34) "Last call for dinner" ... "if you don't come now, you'll be I T"
35) "Last one to the car's an old poop"
36) "Hot tomato" (I still don't get that one)
37) "There'll be consequences!"
38) "For crying out loud in the dark"
39)"You betcha bub" in normal voice and Donald Duck voice
40) "That makes me sooo mad"
I'm sure we'll think of tons more, but that's a few of our favorites besides the ones you've already listed.
Susan
Great blog Joel! Everyone I read I could see FMM saying. Glad that you can keep us laughing! We need some good, cheap entertainment.
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