Have You Met My Girlfriend?

Barney is seeing someone but I found the next best thing. Yes, that's Erin in a Dinosaur suit. She was part of Bozeman's annual Sweet Pea Parade for her work (Museum of the Rockies). It was pretty cool but it went by me so fast that she was gone before I had the chance to ridicule her much. It must have worn her out because she taking a nap now. She smells like a jockstrap recycling warehouse. The parade was really cool. I'll throw in a couple of pictures from the animal control people dressed in star trek garb and the "solar bug" that I want to be my next car (really).

"Klingons Castrate with Honor" is my favorite

Don't mind the lady in the picture. I don't know her, just friendly fire.

Nissan Pathfinder, 1991-2008, Rest In Peace

The full life of Nissan Pathfinder sadly came to a close on Saturday, July 12th, 2008. Nissan was heading home from a trip to the local biking trailhead with a balding 31-year-old and an overly furry 7-year-old in tow when it suffered a devastating timing belt break. The break did irreparable (or at least ridiculously expensive) damage to the valves of Nissan's engine. Nissan's caretaker changed the spark plugs in futility and rushed Nissan to the College Exxon (rushed = Monday morning) with the help of Elite Towing. Unfortunately Nissan was deemed to be damaged beyond reasonable revival and will soon be laid to rest at AF&T Auto Parts and Salvage. The balding caretaker will receive $60 for his troubles. Nissan lived each of its 195,000+ miles with a spirit of adventure and an obnoxious ticking noise.

This just in! An investigation of an unnamed, balding, 31-year old has recently been opened. This individual is suspected of criminal negligence. This unscrupulous individual will allegedly receive $60 as a result of his crimes. If you see this person, please call AAA immediately. Do not attempt to approach him as he may be dangerous. Authorities believe he is at large in Bozeman on a blue bicycle.

Is it November yet?

I love the summer, but sometimes I wish that I could hit the fast-forward button. . .
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