The full life of Nissan Pathfinder sadly came to a close on Saturday, July 12th, 2008. Nissan was heading home from a trip to the local biking trailhead with a balding 31-year-old and an overly furry 7-year-old in tow when it suffered a devastating timing belt break. The break did irreparable (or at least ridiculously expensive) damage to the valves of Nissan's engine. Nissan's caretaker changed the spark plugs in futility and rushed Nissan to the College Exxon (rushed = Monday morning) with the help of Elite Towing. Unfortunately Nissan was deemed to be damaged beyond reasonable revival and will soon be laid to rest at AF&T Auto Parts and Salvage. The balding caretaker will receive $60 for his troubles. Nissan lived each of its 195,000+ miles with a spirit of adventure and an obnoxious ticking noise.
This just in! An investigation of an unnamed, balding, 31-year old has recently been opened. This individual is suspected of criminal negligence. This unscrupulous individual will allegedly receive $60 as a result of his crimes. If you see this person, please call AAA immediately. Do not attempt to approach him as he may be dangerous. Authorities believe he is at large in Bozeman on a blue bicycle.
95 comments:
I find it suspicious that the 31-year-old caretaker's lovely assistant was not given due credit for rescuing said overly furry 7-year-old and driving her home (the balding dude insisted on riding his bike home but without a leash, his companion needed a vehicle). Little does he know that when he turned the other way, the aforementioned assistant may have worked her magic to put NP out of its misery once and for all...and finally get a new blog posted.
Just kidding, I loved the white beast too and while I shed fewer tears than Joel, I too am mourning his loss. What is most memorable about this ordeal is watching Joel try to cyphen the $50 of gas he'd just put in NP and only achieving a fume-induced headache. The lengths we'll go to b/c of $4/gallon. I guess that's one benefit of the blue bike.
Please send memorial gifts to our Bozeman address, c/o The Fund to Buy Joel a Car that Requires More than an Annual Oil Change. Or at least a bike trailer so he can still help get groceries.
Oh man, thats funny stuff joel. I can always count on you to make me laugh my ass off. Sorry to hear about the nissan. I too have some fond memories of the nissan. She was a fighter and a great machine. She will live on in your heart forever though. Hope things are going good for you buddy! Keep bozeman alive on that bicycle and the bozeman police are retarded so I think you should be ok.
Ryan
I have had a request to confirm that I was in fact joking about sending memorial gifts. Joel doesn't want money but I do.
Our condolences and sympathy in the passing of Nissan the Magnificant. We also hope the old dog is okay and that Erin gets credit for saving the day.
Love you,
Dad and Susan
What? No more puttering Nisan? How will I know when you're coming down the street? You're going to have to get a banging sound system in your new vehicle. I see a hoopty in your future.
Sad day. Sorry Joel.
Installing a bangin sound system on my bike may be tricky. I don't think a new (to me) car is in my immediate future. But I will be scanning the classifieds for a hoopty, just in case I see a bargain.
Oh, just to squeeze a little more sympathy. I just called the IRS about the fact that I haven't received my stimulus check. Apparantly they haven't recieved my return (though they did cash my $500 check) and can't send me the stimulus check until they receive and process a resubmittal of my return. . .in September! What a week for the pocketbook.
Ah the inevitable finally happened - the Nissan has finally said "STOP DRIVING ME!". How I fondly remember the drives around Salt Lake and Bozeman in the beast that I thought would take my life.
It was a good truck - but now you can find something more fuel efficient to recover your $50:)
Lisa
our toyota died on a trip to get a pig-yes a live one for kalon and his friends to kill and eat. seems fitting that the truck with 278000 miles died the same day obi did. i feel your pain dude. we are now a one subaru and a dog family too.
tara
Holy crap.
A Jubby blog.
So sorry to hear of the passing of your old white friend. I feel your pain as I recall saing goodbye to my 200,000 mile green weeniemobile just months ago.
Maybe if you get 5 more overly furry friends and a wagon, they will pull you around in your time of grief.
By the way...bald is the new sheik. Live it up!
Too funny! That thing really hung in there with ya didn't it? You need to find another one with a heart just like that one. Until then I guess your bike is getting to and from....until winter hits.
We'll mourn with you over your loss.
Hey I want to know if there is a reward for finding the fugitive? If not I'll let him wander on his bike in peace!!
If you want your bike to make noise bring it to Ashton and we'll let the girls do some decorating for you!!! I'm sure you'd have the fanciest (although it may be pink)bike around!!!
We'll mourn with you the loss of your car. Sometimes it's hard to part with them. We felt the same after the accord died!
Thanks for making me laugh out loud at work. Now everyone knows I don't always look up what I'm supposed to...unless they thought I was having a good time reading spreadsheets.
I always thought you had playing cards stuck in your spokes to make you feel cooler, I didn't know it was because your engine was bad.
I remember the time a couple years ago I had to sell a pretty good green machine for $250 because we couldn't tow it before it would have been hijacked that night by Dallas hoodlums. $60 is pretty lame though.
I don't think you are balding too bad yet. I shaved my had all the way and now it is growing back funny...in patches...kind of like how it takes a good 2 or three weeks to grow a good beard and fill in. Gotta say though, chicks dig the buzz cut even if all you can show off is the sideburns.
Well, you succeeded in getting a long, out-loud laugh from me, Joel. Your "line-up" pictures are awesome, and the entire write-up is great - - -a bit Dave Barry-ish, even.
I have many fond memories of the great white beasty with the hair-covered red interior. I even remember when it was "new" (to us) and how proud you were driving it home. It has served you well - - -nearly 200 K isn't bad! I hope you saved some little part of it as a small memorial - - -the very least you can do after beating it to death all these years and then trashing it for $60!
That's weird about your stimulus check - - hope it all gets straightened out soon. And thanks for a super blog, Joel. It was a happy surprise!
Love you,
Mom
Rest in Peace Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. 200K miles is very impressive for an SUV. Reminds me that I need to replace the timing belt on my Accord. It's at 125K miles but I just gave it a nice new paint job and figure it'll last me another 100K.
Old cars kind of grow on you. Remember that blue Toyota Corolla we shared? On the way home to Boise, the clutch went out at Glen's Ferry and we had to ride the rest of the way home in 3rd gear. It's kind of cool when they go out with a bang.
Glen
viagra faq buying viagra online how to get viagra viagra prices viagra paypal viagra dosage viagra rx buy viagra in england buying viagra online cheapest place to buy viagra online viagra uk cost pill viagra price what is generic viagra mexican viagra
joelsdumbblog.blogspot.com is very informative. The article is very professionally written. I enjoy reading joelsdumbblog.blogspot.com every day.
cash loan
online payday loan
Hello !.
might , perhaps curious to know how one can manage to receive high yields .
There is no need to invest much at first. You may begin to receive yields with as small sum of money as 20-100 dollars.
AimTrust is what you haven`t ever dreamt of such a chance to become rich
The firm incorporates an offshore structure with advanced asset management technologies in production and delivery of pipes for oil and gas.
Its head office is in Panama with structures everywhere: In USA, Canada, Cyprus.
Do you want to become an affluent person?
That`s your choice That`s what you really need!
I`m happy and lucky, I began to get income with the help of this company,
and I invite you to do the same. If it gets down to choose a correct companion utilizes your funds in a right way - that`s it!.
I earn US$2,000 per day, and what I started with was a funny sum of 500 bucks!
It`s easy to join , just click this link http://mypoququsa.jamminweb.com/ewovon.html
and lucky you`re! Let`s take our chance together to get rid of nastiness of the life
Hello !.
might , perhaps very interested to know how one can manage to receive high yields .
There is no need to invest much at first. You may commense to receive yields with as small sum of money as 20-100 dollars.
AimTrust is what you haven`t ever dreamt of such a chance to become rich
The company incorporates an offshore structure with advanced asset management technologies in production and delivery of pipes for oil and gas.
It is based in Panama with affiliates around the world.
Do you want to become an affluent person?
That`s your chance That`s what you desire!
I`m happy and lucky, I began to get income with the help of this company,
and I invite you to do the same. It`s all about how to choose a correct partner utilizes your money in a right way - that`s AimTrust!.
I earn US$2,000 per day, and what I started with was a funny sum of 500 bucks!
It`s easy to join , just click this link http://hacyfuxyca.jamminweb.com/idujas.html
and lucky you`re! Let`s take this option together to feel the smell of real money
Good day !.
You re, I guess , perhaps curious to know how one can collect a huge starting capital .
There is no need to invest much at first. You may start to receive yields with as small sum of money as 20-100 dollars.
AimTrust is what you haven`t ever dreamt of such a chance to become rich
The company represents an offshore structure with advanced asset management technologies in production and delivery of pipes for oil and gas.
Its head office is in Panama with offices everywhere: In USA, Canada, Cyprus.
Do you want to become a happy investor?
That`s your choice That`s what you desire!
I`m happy and lucky, I started to get real money with the help of this company,
and I invite you to do the same. It`s all about how to choose a proper partner utilizes your savings in a right way - that`s it!.
I take now up to 2G every day, and my first investment was 500 dollars only!
It`s easy to get involved , just click this link http://ykywijuzy.envy.nu/lerule.html
and go! Let`s take our chance together to get rid of nastiness of the life
Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!
I just found the website who discuss about
many
home business reviews
If you want to know more here it is
home business ideas
tired of comments like "Can you recommend a sightseeing tour? " or buy antibiotics online. Then write to me at icq 75949683256...
[url=http://seghan.ru/go.php?sid=35][img]http://s003.radikal.ru/i203/1001/17/1008f12c7936.jpg[/img][/url]
[url=http://pbfeeba.cs-clan.org/sitemap.html]buy cheap cigarettes from europe [/url]
order american made cigarettes laws about buying cigarettes buy cigarettes in salamanca ny
[url=http://yutolfi.3d.lc/]buying cigarettes online illegal [/url]
11 buy cigarette marlboro discount cigarette outlet buy cigarette online buying cigarettes in france
[url=http://zncqjyl.personifiziert.de/sitemap.html]herbal cigarettes stores where to buy [/url]
order cheyenne cigarettes buy cigarettes with check account buy fantasia cigarettes
[url=http://zncqjyl.personifiziert.de/]buying cigarettes at age 13 [/url]
buy cigarette online au buying cigarettes from missouri buy english cigarettes in
[url=http://emeqzos.anschauen.in/sitemap.html]ordering cigarettes online legal [/url]
buy import cigarettes buying cigarettes on the internet buy bubble gum cigarettes
[url=http://bdfaago.eo3.de/sitemap.html]forums buy cigarettes online [/url]
buy discount cigarettes d ultra buy cigarettes buying cigarettes
[url=http://oicinoc.server3.eu/sitemap.html]where can i order jezebel cigarettes [/url]
cheap cigarettes online buy discount marlboro latvia cigarettes mail order buy wholesale cigarette tobacco
[url=http://coltahs.modellbau.in/]alternative cigarettes herbal order form [/url]
where to buy cigarettes in nys online cigarettes cheap cigarettes buy tobacco remove cigarette order from a home
[url=http://lhmxaha.welt.tl/sitemap.html]ordering cigarettes [/url]
order cigarettes online canada email mail order cigarettes buy cigarettes in south
[url=http://emeqzos.anschauen.in/sitemap.html]buy my own cigarettes [/url]
buy cigarettes indian buy cheap cigarettes online uk buy made in usa cigarettes cheap
Is there an entrance charge?
---------------------------------------------------------
Signature:buy levitra professional online fvy
Nice brief and this post helped me alot in my college assignement. Thanks you on your information.
good evening friends. I'm really into shoes and I was digging allowing for regarding that singular model. The prices as regards the shoes are approximately 210 dollars everwhere. But finally I set this locate selling them someone is concerned half price. I exceptionally want those [url=http://www.shoesempire.com]prada sneakers[/url]. I will probably buy those. what can you say about it?
good afternoon everyone. I'm actually into shoes and I had been digging for that particular model. The prices seeking the velcros are around 180 pounds on every page. But finally I bring about this location selling them for half price. I exceptionally like these [url=http://www.shoesempire.com]prada sneakers[/url]. I will definetly buy them. what can you say about it?
Nice Blog. Thank you for information. we guarantee all customers and users total satisfaction or your money back vigrx plus - http://www.male-sexual-styles.com/vigrx_plus.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pobXsnw7CWs
I hope you enjoyed the party.
---------------------------------------------------------
Signature:lipitor without prescription aacnr
lexapro 10mg kgipe
They are becoming the enhancement option of choice for many men for several reasons. vimax pills is the best penis enlargement pills on the market today.
http://www.male-sexual.com/vimax-pills.html - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pobXsnw7CWs
Genial dispatch and this enter helped me alot in my college assignement. Say thank you you for your information.
VigRx Plus has been specially formulated to maximize a man's sexual performance. The results from taking this male enhancement pills are two-fold. First you will become a healthier individual with better sexual functioning from the inside out. http://www.pillspenisproducts.com
hi dudes. I'm actually into shoes and I was looking for the sake of that particular brand. The prices for the sneakers were all over 310 pounds on every site. But definitively I bring about this location selling them as a remedy for half price. I really like these [url=http://www.shoesempire.com]gucci sneakers[/url]. I will absolutely purchase these. what is your opinion?
good day dudes. I'm actually into shoes and I had been looking for the sake of that exact make. The prices for the boots were approximately 300 bucks on every page. But finally I base this locate selling them for half price. I really like these [url=http://www.shoesempire.com]gucci sneakers[/url]. I will definetly purchase them. what can you say about it?
Pretty nice blog you've got here. Thank you for it. I like such topics and anything that is connected to them. I definitely want to read a bit more on that blog soon.
Anete Swenson
And I have faced it. We can communicate on this theme.
Welcome to Auto Parts Retail experience! We have brought our five star parts experience to the comfort of your home, just use the Nissan category link to look up your Nissan parts.Nissan Car Parts, Discount Auto Parts, Nissan Used Parts Locator @ Auto Parts Retail..
Nissan auto parts
Car Parts Retail was created to meet the increasing demands for Suzuki Auto Parts and accessories at affordable prices. Whether you own Suzuki car or truck, you can buy with confidence from us knowing you have the best quality Suzuki car and truck parts with the best warranty at discount price!
where can i order xanax online xanax effects on personality - blue round xanax generic
Hello, its pleasant post regarding media print, we all be aware of
media is a wonderful source of information.
Feel free to surf my homepage - how to make an app
gay dating in florida http://loveepicentre.com/taketour.php african dating in america
http://todonation.com/node/415875 lieri [url=http://www.brinkkemper.nl/drupal/?q=node/49461]businesses to start with 1000[/url] illic start business with 1000
batista unleashed ebook http://audiobookscollection.co.uk/Adobe-Acrobat-5-PDF-bible/p109394/ free ebook 101010 [url=http://audiobookscollection.co.uk/The-unfinished-bombing/p105774/]5 point something ebook download free[/url] suse enterprise linux torrent ebook
buy xanax online no prescription overnight xanax 6469 - xanax side effects loss of appetite
buy tramadol online tramadol urinary retention - tramadol to buy online in usa
xanax for sale without prescription xanax employment drug screen - 2mg xanax 3 beers
xanax online xanax drug test time - unmarked xanax bars
generic xanax buy alprazolam in uk - xanax side effects suicidal thoughts
buy tramadol online tramadol addiction 2012 - ultram vs tramadol side effects
generic xanax xanax effects eyes - where to buy xanax without rx
buy tramadol online tramadol 50mg capsules dosage - tramadol no prescription overnight cod
carisoprodol online soma carisoprodol coupon - carisoprodol detection drug test
generic alprazolam xanax feeling - xanax yellow bar
buy tramadol online tramadol hcl an 627 - buy tramadol 50mg
order xanax online cost of generic xanax - xanax overdose lethal
buy carisoprodol c o d soma carisoprodol schedule - carisoprodol dosage 700mg
buy tramadol online buy tramadol online with paypal - online us pharmacy no prescription tramadol
buy tramadol online tramadol withdrawal weight loss - tramadol overdose emedicine
generic xanax xanax drug description - buy xanax online yahoo
buy tramadol online tramadol 50mg for dogs usa - buy tramadol ships florida
buy tramadol online tramadol 50mg and ibuprofen - tramadol hcl 50 mg drug interactions
generic xanax xanax vs vicodin - buy xanax drugs online
buy carisoprodol street value of carisoprodol 350 mg - carisoprodol lethal dosage
buy tramadol online tramadol dosage dogs bone cancer - tramadol hcl 50 mg webmd
buy tramadol online buy tramadol us pharmacy - buy tramadol online no prescription needed
carisoprodol 350 mg carisoprodol 350 mg breastfeeding - drug forum carisoprodol
buy tramadol online buy tramadol pay cod - where can you buy tramadol
tramadol without prescription tramadol overdose alcohol - tramadol 50 mg 100 caps
buy tramadol online buy tramadol online bluelight - buy tramadol for dogs
xanax online xanax online no prescription mastercard - 1mg xanax and beer
buy tramadol buy tramadol online no prescription usa - tramadol addiction lawsuits
xanax online xanax job drug test - .5 mg xanax for anxiety
cialis online cialis what does it do - cialis for daily use review
cialis online buy cialis no prescription mastercard - cheap cialis online pharmacy
cialis online cialis online no prescription overnight - generic cialis for daily use
http://landvoicelearning.com/#23561 tramadol que es - tramadol keeps me awake
http://landvoicelearning.com/#51438 tramadol dosage 80 lb dog - tramadol medication purchase
learn how to buy tramdadol tramadol 50 mg vs percocet 5mg - tramadol reviews
buy tramadol online tramadol online order - symptoms of tramadol overdose
buy tramadol online buy tramadol 50 mg - tramadol 50mg how many
http://landvoicelearning.com/#97734 tramadol dosage ocd - tramadol withdrawal remedies
buy tramadol buy tramadol with a mastercard - tramadol 50 mg kapsler
learn how to buy tramdadol buy cheap tramadol online - tramadol 93 58 information
buy tramadol tramadol 50 mg while breastfeeding - tramadol withdrawal symptoms depression
http://blog.dawn.com/dblog/buy/#56932 tramadol hcl 225 mg - why can you buy tramadol online
http://reidmoody.com/#96318 ativan withdrawal muscle pain - ativan side effects liver damage
lorazepam mg buy lorazepam legally - buy lorazepam online no prescription
buy tramadol online buy generic tramadol no prescription - tramadol dosage webmd
alprazolam price xanax dosage how long - alprazolam 2mg xr
buy tramadol online buy tramadol online pharmacy - tramadol for ultram
buy tramadol online tramadol 50 mg street price - buy tramadol online legit
http://ranchodelastortugas.com/#72895 what do generic xanax pills look like - normal daily dosage xanax
Υour cuгrent rеport provides established
beneficiаl to us. It’s really informative and you are cеrtаinlу геally expeгienced of this
tyρe. Υou possess opened up mу own sight to be able to numеrοuѕ
views on this spеcific subject matter аlong with
intгiguing and soliԁ content mаterial.
Fеel fгee to surf to my web page ambien
ecig forum, electronic cigarette, smokeless cigarettes, ecig, vapor cigarette, e cigarette health
Post a Comment